Isnt she the most awesome singer on the planet? so here she comes with her new singler, Tu Online Hai, Main Bhi Online Hun” Another funny Hindi Teddy Song after her superhit songs, “koi mujhe pyar nahi karta, life bekar hai and more.

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“Tu Online Hai, Main Bhi Online Hun” Lyrics

Tu online hai, main bhi online hun

Tu agar jo fine hai toh main bhi yaar fine hun,
Tera status update padhke maine dekha,

Ye line to teri nahi, toh kidhar se tu chepa,
Teri friendlist toh mere se bhi lambi hai,
Kabse teri first language angrejji hai?
Arre mere chat ka reply ab tak diya nahi
Kispe laga pada hai, tu aaj bhi suddhra nahi,
Fir bhi meine like kiya tere comment pe,
Mere comment ka bhi samajh, sentiment re,
Tu online hai, main bhi online hun,
Coincidence nahi re main, mobile pe all the time hun,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, ping to kar zara tu,
Friendship request bheji thi pichhle month ko,

Ab jake accept kiya, tum na bade jhand ho,
School college mein toh, you were such a Champu,
Facebook twitter mein popular kaise ban gaya tu,
Mutual friends hai itne par kisi ko, I don’t know,
Tune liya naya haircut, please show show show
Photoshop kiya hua maine tera DP dekha,
Apni bhaddi profile ko tune kya mast lipa pota,
Tu online, main bhi online, kahan bhagega beta

Mere bhi facebook mein, photos kitne gande hai,
Chubby chubby si lag rahi hun, gaalon mein jaise ande hai
Naye pic mein tum bhi kya smile de rahe ho,

Kya gam hai jo itna chhupa rahe ho,
FB ka ye settings kahan se change karun,

Faltu ke notifications kaise band karun,
Tere timeline pe, mere timeline pe,
Dekh ye naya hai koun, maar raha hai line be,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, chat vat toh kar le re,
Sabka chakkar chalu hai ab tera kounsa on hai,
Aaj bhi sukhe halat mein hai, ya intupintu toing hai,
Pata hai kya , pata hai pata hai,
Chiki aur chandapulam ka break up hua hai,

Gandu apne baap ki gadi thok aaya hai,
Jaanu ki jaan ko heart attack aaya hai,

Credit card ka fatka aisa tagda khaaya hai,
Ramcharan ne bhi marital status chupaya hai,

Ek tere juicy affair ka news aaya hai
Arre tu online hai, main bhi online hun,

Magar teri tagging se main badi hi pareshan hun,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, par line pe ab aa tu,
Ab dekho ye koun hai? Aaiye aaiye..
Dil kare ki tujhko main chappal uthake marun,
Chaddi buddy the hum, kya teri abhi utarun,
Tune shaddi vaddi kar li, mujhe invite bheja nahi,
Tujhko na kiya delete, to mera naam tejaa nahi,
Baaki group ke friends, meri party mein aana,
All the boys, get your girls, and girls tum boyz patakar lana,
Longtime no C, email bhi kara nahi,
Bhabhiji ko secrets bata dun kya main abhi,
Ab to subscribe kar, mera video like kar,
Share kar mera ye post, mere dost, nahi to fod dungi computer,
Abbe tu kyun offline hai, main ab bhi online hun,
Tune off kar li chat, achcha kya samajha humko jhantu,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, subscribe kar zara tu, subscribe kar
le free mein tu….

 

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48 Comments

  • ajay 1 year ago

    awesome video

  • jatin kumar 1 year ago

    suPeRb vIdeOs…….!

    • Funzoa 1 year ago

      i love making them too Jatin

      • MARUKH 5 months ago

        HY.

  • divya 1 year ago

    loved it absolutely.

    • Funzoa 1 year ago

      thanks diya

  • dhanni 1 year ago

    very nice and reality touch video…

  • nisant 1 year ago

    Hey, can i post your lyrics and embed video on my blog…. (with a link to your site)

    • Funzoa 1 year ago

      Hi Nisant, Yes you can embed my videos from youtube directly and even put my lyrics but pls make sure you give full credits to FUNZOA.COM and link the content to my site. All my content is officially copyrighted and im very very strict with copyright infringement. So as long as you are giving full credits to my hardwork and our brandname. i have no problem. If you dont follow this, i have a way of knowing and checking and blocking sites who doesnt… so pls keep this in mind and go ahead.. :) thanks ans sorry for my copyright protection policy .. it has to be this way. :) enjoyyyyy

  • sunil singh 1 year ago

    hello friend plz send me video on whatsapp my whatsapp no. +918890708968 plz yr

    • Funzoa 11 months ago

      pls visit http://www.facebook.com/funzoa and msg me your number as a private msg. i will give u my watsapp group details. thanks

  • jitesh 1 year ago

    Funny video

  • hasnain raza 1 year ago

    i need mp3 of this song from where will i get it ??

    • Funzoa 11 months ago

      well i am gonna give mp3 download links for all songs in a few days.. pls b patient. thnx

  • aditya pradip mode 1 year ago

    Awesome video

  • rashmie 1 year ago

    Niccceeeeeee

  • i love teddy video n lyricss… awesome work… :)

  • ye bde mst site h

  • soo sweet

  • Hadeeka 11 months ago

    Tu online hai, main bhi online hun

    Tu agar jo fine hai toh main bhi yaar fine hun,
    Tera status update padhke maine dekha,

    Ye line to teri nahi, toh kidhar se tu chepa,
    -Tu online hai, main bhi online hun :D CUTE

  • Love the videos….teddy is cute….

  • Akanksha 11 months ago

    2gud….@

  • Nic

  • sagar arora 11 months ago

    superb video

  • Avadhi 11 months ago

    I can’t download videos…how to download…? give me a direct link to download videos

    • Funzoa 10 months ago

      i added ur email id manually.. click on the confirmation link you must hve received.. then u will get all videos

  • prity paswan 11 months ago

    awesome songggggg

  • prity paswan 11 months ago

    nice videoooo

  • Dear ….
    Plzzzz send me videos directly on whatsapp….
    I m gonaa a big fan of urs teddy….
    I don’t have a single word how to tel u …
    How much I love that song “Tu online hai…”
    Plzz dear send me videos on whatsapp…..
    Teddy loving …
    Sam*

    • Funzoa 10 months ago

      msg me on facebook.com/funzoa i will add u to my watsapp group

  • awsome vdeos

  • good vdeos

  • Good

  • pravin 10 months ago

    Hw to download

    • Funzoa 10 months ago

      just put name and email at the subscription box on the right column. u will get free downloads in email

  • Toooo gooood

  • archana 10 months ago

    Cool videos

  • amitabh 10 months ago

    Too gud year its awesum

  • Super

  • laila 9 months ago

    Nice song guyX
    Tu ne apni bhadi profile ko kya mast lepa pOta.. :))

  • tabeer sami 8 months ago

    awesome song <3

  • tanuja bharti 8 months ago

    very very nice loving $ cute songs

  • i love this song and video

  • preeya 5 months ago

    pls send me in watts up

  • Manahilrao 4 months ago

    Plz send me videos on whatsapp diretly . My whatsap num03347631029

  • neeraj 4 months ago

    i love fb relative video

  • Please send me your all videos on whats app i love your teddy i am your biggest fan so please please please semd me on whats app

  • Abiha 1 month ago

    i like this. song. its really awesome ^_^||