After my smashing hit “Tu Online Hai“, “Tu Invisible Hai“, here comes “Tu Offline Hai” along with lyrics below. Funniest Songs on the internet By Funzoa Mimi Teddy.

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Original Facebook Anthem Tu Online Hai (Hindi)
Original Facebook Anthem You Are Online (English)
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Tu Offline Hai Lyrics
Tu offine hai, Mera Mood bigad gaya
Time deke bhi tu idiot sala kidhar jake mar gaya
Tu offline hai, kab dikhayega tu thobda
Ata majhi satakli, jawani ke josh mein
Tu bhool gaya hai thappad mera
Main yahan khali pili makkhi mar rahi hun
Tere faltu post padhke TP kar rahi hun
Ye koun nayi ladki sang khichi tune selfie,
Sab clear samajh rahi hun
Aaja online fir tujhko batlati hun
Tere saare karname tujhse ugalwati hun
Agar tune fir se koi kiya intupintu
Facebook pe bhi zinda bachega na tu
Tune apna password bhi kaise badal diya.
Teri ye himmat, tu toh tha fattu
Tu ab bhi offline hai, dekh naak pe gussa chadh gaya
Little bit romance jo dil mein uth raha tha,
Ek second mein utar gayaMere mobile pe one-year ka talktime abbhi bharwa de,
Ladies parlour mein lifetime membership karwa de
Beauty sleep ke chaar ghante tujhpe hue barbaad
Saste mein nipatna hai toh online aaja be,
Arre tune abhi status dala “I am feeling hot”
Selfie wali ladki ne bhi Like mara fatafat,
Tere Hitler bapu se main chugli lagati hun,
Ek second mein dho dalenge saari garmahat
Chal teri smile gandi, tere baal bhi gande hai,
Tujhko kar dun delete, ja usko jake chipak
Tu offline hai, Ye kya tera chakkar naya
Parso mann hi mann main soch rahi thi
Tu lagta hai sudhar gayaChal ek last chance tujhe main deti hun,
Internet ka bill bharke bol de sorry
Dobara jhooth bola to ek jhaapad khayega
Thobde ka ho jayega choorma curry
Tu offline hai, tu ek number ka hai gadha
Jab main tere liye taiyaar khadi hun,
Kisi aur se kyun hai tera lafda
Tu offine hai, Ab toh Mood bigad gaya
I thought main dungi tujho ek flying kiss
Par ab toh tu mar gaya

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